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gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

raptorific:

selfdestructiveyouth:

raptorific:

It’s weird that I’m a hairless, talking ape with custom crystals suspended in front of my eyes so I can see, and I live with a tiny panther who just accepts me as a part of the world around him and attempts to interact with me despite the fact that he doesn’t understand my language and I don’t understand his

somebody’s stoned

I do approximately no drugs

thebootygoon:

cant keep ya eyes off my fatty daddy i want u 

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(na na) 

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surfbourdt surfboardt 

(Source: microsoftpussy)

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

i wonder what its like to be so hot that everyone gets nervous talking to you

(Source: foodnun)

VERY IMPORTANTE

amandaabbington:

ibelieveinmartinfreeman:

THINGS I’VE LEARNED NOT TO DO WHILE MAKING PANCAKES:

  1.  DON´T TOUCH THE PAN TO MAKE SURE IT’S HOT

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  2. DON’T LEAVE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR FINGER WHILE THERE´S STILL A PANCAKE IN THE PAN

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JESUS CHRIST POLLY